Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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