it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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