is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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