Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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