Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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