I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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