I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
