Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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