Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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