well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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