no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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