OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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