Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
How does it feel to date your dad?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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