Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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