Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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