What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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