so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Even my vagina gasped.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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