i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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