Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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