just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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