Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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