dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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