they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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