Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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