She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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