He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
