He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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