How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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