Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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