Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
