I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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