Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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