My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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