Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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