I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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