Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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