Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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