Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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