belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You pole danced in your parka.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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