i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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