That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
