Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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