I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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