Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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