$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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