The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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