Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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