goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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