therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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