We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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