worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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