so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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