i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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