Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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