Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
