I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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