I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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